1. you’re so ugly that when you saw a bunch of Chewbacca’s you just like (clap clap) I’m home.
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2. You’re so fat you were in the genius’s world record book oh yeah wait you took up too much space
3. You’re so poor when I stepped on a penny your just like dude get off my paycheck.
4. You’re so poor that when I went over to your house I asked were is the washroom your just like three boxes to the left.
5. your so old you had Moses in your yearbook
6. Comeback: last time I heard that I was walking my pet dinosaur
7. You’re so stupid when you put batteries into butt your just like I got the power.
8. You’re so fat that when you put on a yellow jacket people yelled the sun’s falling
9. You’re so fat that when you put on a yellow jacket people yelled taxi
10. You’re so fat that when you put on a yellow jacket people yelled Jupiter
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